Season 3, Episode #6: Never-Ending Skull Base

Well, here we are. The end of the road. Whadya think? Think any of us’ll be as lucky as the Skull Base crew to meet our makers before we die? Well, shit. Now that we’re done, I can say with a smile…I’d do it all again. Took a while to get it out there, but it’s pretty satisfying now that it all’s said and done. Hell, maybe we’ll even get to do a season four some day. Hopefully a little sooner than this ‘un took, but…aw shucks, I’m ramblin’ again. We’ll see y’all down the dusty trail, and hail Bae God Trump. Sorry to be right about that one.

Season 3, Episode #5: Crisis on Infinite… Fine, Two Skull Bases

What the huh now? The intrepidly stupid Skull Base crew go back to the present past. Listen on, brave listener, and hear crews past and present bicker and argue, Campbell, Ramble, and Antioch get more evil, and most of season one, episode six again. And who even is the mystery person at the end?! Put on your attention hats and try to keep it all straight, and prepare to swap it out for your headfuck hat. If you’ve got one.

Season 3, Episode #4: Most Excellent

First Jesus, and now Lincoln?! Well, okay, that’s actually a lot better for a number of very good reasons. Still though. The Skull Base Quantum-Leaps-but-just-through-time again, this…. TIME…. to when President Lincoln met his maker. Will they prevent his assassination? Is that why they’re there? Do they even know who Lincoln is? Isn’t there a B story involving Constable Prime hiring an intergalactic and inter….TIME…. bounty hunter? Why haven’t I even mentioned that Socrates is in this episode too, does he like, not count? Stop asking so many fucking questions. There’s the play button. Use it.

Season 3, Episode #3: Twenty Double X

The future. The year 200x. Evidently, it’s made up of asinine teenaged girl people and mostly just bullshit everywhere. See, the Ultimate Smartness done blowed up the world. Not many folk left, and what folk is left, well, they’re pretty vapid and r-word-ed, frankly. I wonder who rules the world now? Probably somebody – or something – outwardly racist. Look, the future sucks, that’s the point, alright?

Season 3, Episode #2: Golgo’s Thirteen

Jesus Christ. Sorry about that, man. Overlord Skull Bludgeon takes on the main man’s role after accidentally parking the time jumping Skull Base right on top of Golgotha’s most famous death-by-torture hillock. Doom Cock can’t even handle how that goes. Others are there and they say and do stuff too.  They’re mostly girls though, and Chad Bingo, who frankly has a hard enough time pulling his weight in the crew, am I right? Only one way to find out.

Season 3, Episode #1: Diamond Dogs, Part Two

Intrepid listener! We’ve been trapped in a bullshit time loop, and we’ve finally escaped to share our exploits with you, as a podcast. We know this now. We know who you are, and are mostly disappointed with how you look. This is the first part, where we fuck around on time and don’t stop anything bad from happening (because we’re ‘villains’, remember?) but we do make more bad things happen (again, villains). Does it even go anywhere? Does anything even matter? Well, better get listening, I guess.

Season 2, episode #7: A Scanner in the Works

The season finale is here! Campbell is triumphant; the Ultimate Smartness has come to Earth to spread her Ultimate Loveness while the Skull Base crew races to do…something? about it. A baby is made, a head explodes, and mostly everyone just stands around and argues. Hey, it’s a podcast, what the hell do you want from us?

Season 2, Episode #6: Big American Party

The gang, having recently reacquired the titular Skull Base from the clutches of Campbell and Antioch Blooddare, have just received an invitation to a party, where they are the guests of honor. And, what the huh? All the super villains from the Dammerung/Cleveland blowing up thing from Season One are there? Don’t those guys hate our guys? I guess we’ll just to listen to figure this whole thing out.

Season 2, Episode #5.1 – So, It’s Finally Come to This: A Skull Base Clip Show. Part 2

Dwayne is stuck in an elevator with two members of the documentary crew that was filming the Skull Base for a 77 part expose. They are creeps with the uncanny ability to play clips from past episodes to justify their weird sentences. Get all caught up on half of the Skull Base lore with part one two of our clip show!

Season 2, Episode #5: The Ultimate Smartness and the Sisqo Kid

When last we left our not-heroes, a battle between not-good and the other guys was about to erupt. But we forgot to give you Campbell’s back story, so we did that instead. Who is Ultimor? What’s that stank in the broom closet? If Guard #2 had the balls to defect, just what in the hell is up with Guard #1, you know? If Chad doesn’t want to be here, why did he invite himself along in the first place? There are many questions, and frankly, I can only think of one way to get answers.

Season 2, Minisode #4: MATSB LIVE at the Windup Space!

The Skull Base crew head over to local watering hole and all-around useful area The Windup Space to wreak havoc with their masterful karaoke skills. Watch with your ears as they sneak around, make observations about their surroundings, and encounter the evilly flamboyant Antioch Blooddare. It’s our first live episode, Base Heads! Get into it!

Bonus: Overlord Skull Bludgeon sings Hazy Shade of Winter at the end. Party.

Season 2, Episode #4: Heels Over Heads

This is it, Base Heads! The Skull Base crew finally gets their shit together to take back, well, the Skull Base. Honey and Dwayne find time to awkwardly talk about their estrangement, XSV-15 tests Chad Bingo’s patience with murder, while Doom Cock and Overlord Skull Bludgeon get ready to reclaim their former super villainous glory. And a mole within the Skull Base is revealed! Who is it?! Why would I tell you who it is here? That would be stupid.

Season 2, Episode #3.1: So, it’s finally come to this: A Skull Base clip show. Part 1

Dwayne is stuck in an elevator with two members of the documentary crew that was filming the Skull Base for a 77 part expose. They are creeps with the uncanny ability to play clips from past episodes to justify their weird sentences. Get all caught up on half of the Skull Base lore with part one of our clip show!

 

Season 2, Episode #3 – Vermillion

Just how and why in the hell is Antioch Blooddare alive, huh?! Who the hell knows! Wait, maybe the narrator knows. He’s omnipotent, right? Let’s all listen to what he has to say…

Oh, also Doom Cock’s intervention happens. Feelings are felt. It’s the kind of uplifting, spiritual high drama you expect from an episode of Meanwhile.

SEASON 2, EPISODE #2.1 – HOLLYWOOD KERFLUFFLE, PT. 2

The next thrilling chapter of Hollywood Kerfluffle continues. Will IAMNINJA accept the hit on Stereo Tyler, even when it comes from Stereotype himself? Will Adrian Zmed convince IAMNINJA that Grease 2 was superior to the original? Why would you even ask that?

Season 2, Episode #2 – Revenge of the N.E.R.D.

What has happened to the Skull Base? As everyone’s lives are pretty much garbage now, Dr. Melfa and Honey Killworthy reconnect to bring the team back together to solve this mystery. Meanwhile, X and Dwayne attend a dreaded high school drinking party, which obviously ends in violence. We are here to entertain you, after all. PLUS! The return of a fan favorite long thought dead and buried. All of this, and maybe something else as well, in episode two of season two of Meanwhile, at the Skull Base!

Season 2, Episode #1.1 – Hollywood Kerfluffle, Pt. 1

Mr. Tyler has it all. A smash hit television show. A car. A human face and body that is totally not rubber and latex concealing a particularly racist automaton’s metal husk. And yet…is he happy? The answer will be at the end of the episode, so make sure you listen to the whole thing.

Season 2, Episode #1 – Fooly Denouement

skullbaselogoitunesLast season saw the fall of the Skull Base. Will we see our not-at-all-heroes reborn in its ashes? Who is left, and what will be entertaining about them? See where the chips fell in the fallout of Cleveland, and also where XSV-15 eats her school lunches. Everything old is slightly different again in season two of Meanwhile, at the Skull Base!

Episode 6: Ballad for Fallen Skull Bases

This is it, Base Heads: The season finale of Meanwhile, at the Skull Base! The POTUS enters the fray as Antioch Bloodare’s wicked scheme comes together. Incidentally, The Base crew also comes together to rally against Motownphilly and the forces of DIPSET using their own secret weapons: The Ancient Rooster Deity Xoruz and Fresh Prince puppet theatre. Who will survive, and what will we left our podcast? NO ONE KNOWS.

 

Episode 5.1: Talking Base

A new segment approaches! Here’s our first episode of Talking Base, or is it Covering the Bases? Who cares. Anyway, we let the mic run after our last session and this is what it picked up. Get a clue on how Skull Base came together, what you need to do to be the next Dr. Melfa, and just how drunk we can get after an episode recording (spoilers: a lot. A lot drunk).

 

 

Episode 5: The One Where We Jump the Shark

Action! Jail Showers! Monologues! Sex predators! Plot! Monologues! References to 80’s and 90’s American pop culture! Unique pronunciation choices! Monologues! All of this and little more on this episode of Meanwhile, at the Skull Base!

Episode 4.1 – Base Watch

Follow our resident lovable oafs Guards 1 and 2 as they drive a Hydraulic walking forklift, ogle Ms. Killworthy in the shower, get yelled at by their boss, and almost die. Just another day in the depressing, downtrodden lives of these two pinhead henchmen.

Episode 4 – Big Trouble in Actual China

The gang heads to China to enact evil crimes and villainous super-villainy plots. Motownphilly is unfrozen and unleashed into the fray. DIPSET gets busy bustin’ heads. And a major death within the ranks of the Skull Base shakes no one to any core.

 

Episode 3.1 – Doom Cock and Son

Meet Cicacadus Reich, the “German” bug swarm of a father of Doom Cock. With Alistair in Tow, DC braves super villain resting home The Rest for a nice visit with his Nazi daddy. But will the narrator allow for such rich backstory to occur unabated?

Episode 3 – Biysky Riskness

Tad Jingo has a date with a crowbar. Alistair learns the ropes of super villainy from his father, Doom Cock. Ex-MCB’s X and Honey engage in hot, hot cat fights. Dwayne and Stereotype join IAMNINJA on the least clandestine ninja mission of all. OSB delivers his favorite TV monologue of all time. PLOT, people. It’s important.

Episode 2.1 – Agents of Skull Base

Overlord Skull Bludgeon assembles a crack team of interns in our newest minisode. Who has the courage, the wherewithal, the totally-not-killed-then-brought-back-to-life-to-star-in-a-crappy-TV-showness to lead this motley menagerie of mundane misfits? The answer may make you uncomfortable.

Episode 2 – Rough Trade Show

Our insidious crew attends a super villain trade show to peddle their evil wares and perhaps purchase some eviller ones. Doom Cock runs into a college frie-well, non-victim, OSB gets pissy with a rival bad guy, and Stereotype make us all feel bad about laughter.

Episode 1.1 – A Taste of Honey

Welcome to A Taste of Honey, where the lovely and dangerous Honey Killworthy answers your love-related questions. Have a question for Ms. Killworthy? Please send them to meanwhile@theskullbase.net. We’re not responsible for the hurt feelings or broken bones that ensue.

Episode 1 – Welcome to the Skull Base, Dwayne. Hope You Get the Reference

Welcome to the Skull Base, home of Overlord Skull Bludgeon, Doom Cock, Honey Killworthy, Dr. Melfa, and our newest employee – Dwayne Kelly. Get acquainted with your evillest new best friends as they tangle with a time-displaced Genghis Khan. And now, Meanwhile, at the Skull Base: Episode 1!